I suppose you feverishly clicked the link, hoping for a titillating account of my friday night. Well, you were tricked! This post isn’t about my bad sex, it’s about yours. Or it’s about you writing about yours. Not that I think you’re the kind of person who has a lot of bad sex, I don’t. But I assume you’ve been around the block a few times. What? I’m not implying anything. You’re the one who… hey look, a contest!
Poor Mojo’s Almanac(k), a “weekly online literary journal featuring poetry, fiction, rants and advice from the Giant Squid” is looking for Rants on Monstrously Bad Sex.
The prize is online publication, $33 1/3 dollars (US, I believe), and your name listed as a “$33 1/3 Meritorious Boon Winner”.
Deadline is March 31st, 2008. No entry fee.